feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via oneloveand-edm)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via cyrokx)

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: kaitokirishima, via lonerstoner904)